Thursday, February 4, 2010

I Call Bullsh*t






















Nadya Suleman, or the "Octomom", poses in her bikini for Star Magazine 1 year after the birth of her litter. Octomom credits her new 120lb figure exclusively to exercise. Bull. No amount of surgery is going to erase those unslightly stretch marks that all Moms, or most anyway, have come to accept. We all knew this lady was nutty, but trying to get us to believe this load of manure reaches new heights on the bat-shit insane scale.

Quick thought

I just realized how cliche my blog is. I googled my blog (how narcissistic) and found, to my horror, about a 100 blogs with the words "mommy" and "diary" in them. Fantastic! Just thought I would share.....

Blogging?

I never thought I would be the one to blog, but here goes nothing....

I'm a simple bored army housewife of 2 kids. One almost 5, and a 2 month old. My husband is stationed in the tiniest town in Arizona. That's right, you guessed it, I am bored out of my mind. My lack of local friends, or long distance friends with kids, leaves me pouring my thoughts out over the internet. Maybe somebody will get some use out of them. Lord knows my husband is tired of hearing all about my daily banal and trivial thoughts. So, like every other child of the internet age, I choose to post my thoughts online for the masses, instead of in a personal diary. I love the anonymity of the internet, don't you?

I guess I'll be ending my first blog entry now. It took me forever to find an available URL name. Now its time to tend to the children, the house, and my husband. Maybe, eventually, I can tend to myself and come back later for more uninteresting thoughts.